The Miami Heat need to rest and Erik Spoelstra needs to chill. The Heat head coach goes after the media for fabricated stories of fatigue. The Miami Marlins open their park and Lance Berkman hates it. Jeffery Loria gets hammered for having Muhammed Ali deliver the first pitch but we got the owner's back. Warren Sapp is bankrupt but at least he has a "Large Nude Woman Painting". Ozzie Guillen loves to drink he may be drowning in booze if the Fish don't start hitting.